Monday, August 31, 2009

A Peek inside my crazy mind -

Here are some of the thoughts I've had through the course of today. Yep, I'm weird and I know it.

- I'm only 5' 3 1/2" but I wear a size 9 or 9 1/2 shoe. Shouldn't your shoe size be proportional to your height? I was an 8 1/2 before the weeone....dang kid.

- When I eat m&ms I like to make lines of each color and then eat the shortest line first....sort of my own personal survival of the fittest.

- I was folding sheets this afternoon and although I technically know HOW to fold a fitted sheet, I think the process is ridiculous and a feat of cortortionism. I was talking to myself about this (out loud) when the weeone twirls her finger in a circle by her ear and says "Mommy's having 'crazy time'!" Poor girl, raised by a nut.

- Does anyone actually watch "The Rachel Zoe Project"? How does this crap get on tv. My life is infinitely more entertaining and it's boring!

- Sometimes when I'm sitting in traffic I wonder would the problem be solved if everyone would just count to three and hit the gas pedal?

- Summer, Winter and Spring all have only one name. Why does Autumn get a nickname?

- Does Jon Gosselin really think these young chicks are hanging out with him because he's a great guy? Helllllllooooo!?!?!?

- 2nd grade spelling words for this week include the word "Spelling". I'm assuming that's not a title of a bulletin board somewhere in the classroom, otherwise, what's the point?

- My front brakes will not stop squealing no matter what - they're only about 2 months old, but I really dislike taking my car into the dealership.

- I have fallen in love with flat iron steak...I'll share why in the coming days.

- I wasted about 15 minutes today trying to remember the poem "30 days have September, April, June and November. All the rest have 31, no wait! February has 28, except in 4 years time when February has 29." Please don't ask why...I have no idea.

I think it's going to take me a few days of not making cocktails for me to get my "blogging legs" back. =)


Courtney said...

I am 5'5 1/2'' and use to wear a size 9 1/2 before kids nw i wear a 10 - 10 1/2. These kids do strange things to us.

I also organize my M&M and Reese Pieces or just about any candy that comes in multipule colors in one package. I guess we are just OCD like that which makes us the cool one, right?

I guess we could call Spring, Bloom but it isnt as catchy as Fall. But once again we are cool so who cares what everyone else thinks.

I always have problems remembering that poem. It is not as easy as it use to be.

Aunt Becky said...

The image of you folding that sheet is hysterical. Thanks, yo.

AGirlintheSouth said...

Courtney - Glad to see I'm not the only nut around here!

Becky - Feel free to point and laugh as much as you'd like....that's what I"m here for!

Kim said...

I do not know how to fold a fitted sheet....

I am 5'1", I used to wear a size 5 shoe, and now a 7 - WTF???

Just yesterday, I saw a commercial for Rachel Zoe, and decided I have hit the age of being "old", as I dont know who she is....