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Monday, August 31, 2009

A Peek inside my crazy mind -

Here are some of the thoughts I've had through the course of today. Yep, I'm weird and I know it.

- I'm only 5' 3 1/2" but I wear a size 9 or 9 1/2 shoe. Shouldn't your shoe size be proportional to your height? I was an 8 1/2 before the weeone....dang kid.

- When I eat m&ms I like to make lines of each color and then eat the shortest line first....sort of my own personal survival of the fittest.

- I was folding sheets this afternoon and although I technically know HOW to fold a fitted sheet, I think the process is ridiculous and a feat of cortortionism. I was talking to myself about this (out loud) when the weeone twirls her finger in a circle by her ear and says "Mommy's having 'crazy time'!" Poor girl, raised by a nut.

- Does anyone actually watch "The Rachel Zoe Project"? How does this crap get on tv. My life is infinitely more entertaining and it's boring!

- Sometimes when I'm sitting in traffic I wonder would the problem be solved if everyone would just count to three and hit the gas pedal?

- Summer, Winter and Spring all have only one name. Why does Autumn get a nickname?

- Does Jon Gosselin really think these young chicks are hanging out with him because he's a great guy? Helllllllooooo!?!?!?

- 2nd grade spelling words for this week include the word "Spelling". I'm assuming that's not a title of a bulletin board somewhere in the classroom, otherwise, what's the point?

- My front brakes will not stop squealing no matter what - they're only about 2 months old, but I really dislike taking my car into the dealership.

- I have fallen in love with flat iron steak...I'll share why in the coming days.

- I wasted about 15 minutes today trying to remember the poem "30 days have September, April, June and November. All the rest have 31, no wait! February has 28, except in 4 years time when February has 29." Please don't ask why...I have no idea.

I think it's going to take me a few days of not making cocktails for me to get my "blogging legs" back. =)

5 comments:

Courtney said...

I am 5'5 1/2'' and use to wear a size 9 1/2 before kids nw i wear a 10 - 10 1/2. These kids do strange things to us.

I also organize my M&M and Reese Pieces or just about any candy that comes in multipule colors in one package. I guess we are just OCD like that which makes us the cool one, right?

I guess we could call Spring, Bloom but it isnt as catchy as Fall. But once again we are cool so who cares what everyone else thinks.

I always have problems remembering that poem. It is not as easy as it use to be.

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Aunt Becky said...

The image of you folding that sheet is hysterical. Thanks, yo.

Terri said...

Courtney - Glad to see I'm not the only nut around here!

Becky - Feel free to point and laugh as much as you'd like....that's what I"m here for!

Kim said...

I do not know how to fold a fitted sheet....

I am 5'1", I used to wear a size 5 shoe, and now a 7 - WTF???

Just yesterday, I saw a commercial for Rachel Zoe, and decided I have hit the age of being "old", as I dont know who she is....